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likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

"Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!"

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

professional-bird:

What have I done

professional-bird:

What have I done

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 
I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.
My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 

I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.

My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

image

cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

theyuniversity:

A pointless tattoo.

theyuniversity:

A pointless tattoo.

theyuniversity:

*Its