Flameo, Hotman
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

professional-bird:

What have I done

professional-bird:

What have I done

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 
I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.
My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 

I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.

My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

theyuniversity:

A pointless tattoo.

theyuniversity:

A pointless tattoo.

theyuniversity:

*Its
collegehumor:

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate
The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

collegehumor:

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate

  1. The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.